wedding madness

jace got married today.

Things got out of hand pretty quickly.

I threatened to burn down the place that botched my tux order. Ate a LOT of mexican food after pictures. Then was the ceremony. I cried like an infant girl. 's ok, so did jason.

Then, recpetion madness was in full swing. Things really escalated in a hurry.

Joshy and i offered to do our own version of "2 dudes, 1 cup" with the choco-fountain (if you understand this referance, may God have mercy on your soul). Salt lake dudes acted drunk. AJ and i stole candy. I drank from no less than 4 no more than 8 glasses full of punch, and put them back for un-suspecting people to drink from and catch hep c. Spent literally hours trying to cajole little charly into putting his baby into the probation officer/wedding co-ordinater who had biggger guns than me. Traded war stories with JD (who has actual, bona-fide war stories). Tried to cajole tyler into crashing the reception next to ours. Tried to spike jason's drinks with viagra (he would have thanked me). Did impersonations of a strip-teasing piss-bum with AJ. Did under the breath islamic prayer chanting when Thommy green announced he would do the blessing. Stopped AJ from screaming islamic prayer chanting WHILE thommy gave the blessing. Took group pictures and announced that Jasons thumb was inside me. Announced that kimbot looked like buddy isreal. Painted my face like indian warpaint and made pro-wrestling faces/poses with AJ. Rubbed said warpaint all over my face and put powdered sugar on my lips and sang Al Jolsten songs. Stole a lamp.

depending on your stance on party animal-ness im either a riot or a total bumout. Pics coming soon.