Tuesday, January 27, 2009

four wheel frusteration

k, so, i usually dont get pissed and rant on here about people of the motorcar persuation, but today i reached an epiphany.  The epiphany is this:  The worst part about my commute to riverside cyclery, is the asshats that drive next to me.

i say next to me, but sometimes i think the goal is to go over me.  Freaking people.  Today i was nigh more than a mile from my house, and i STOPPED (as in came to a full stop) at a stop sign.  Now to my right, there was a large van, so i can understand that the woman in the red car i am going to speak of didnt see me.  After the large van cleared the intersection, i began my forward progress, i think the woman in the red car was just completing her stop.  She was turning right from the same lane as the big van.  So, i, not going at a blazing speed, was taking advantage of my right of way, until the woman, not looking at me, pulled out in front of me, and i steered quickly behind her.  At this point in the story, im still not mad.  Then when i sit in behind her so she could maybe recognize that she nearly killed me, she does the old "crazy ivan" and slams her breaks.  It was at this point, while i was stearing around her i saw this sticker.




It was at this point, i felt i had to point out the hypocrisy of a christianity sticker on  a car who was driven by a woman who just TRIED TO COMMIT MURDER.  Because she had to stop to let her CHILD out at the ELEMETARY school (great values being passed down here in case you aren't noting the sarcasm) i was able to catch up to her and shout thru her window "I like your christian sticker..... its really COOOOL!!!!"  She honked and got madder.  WWJD?  Clearly not what master J would have done.  

Then on the way home, on a section where the bike path is totally effed, i was taking up MAYBE half a foot of the regular traffic lane.  MAYBE.  A couple of total elephants in their beat up chrysler honked and flipped me off, even though i did NOT impede their trip, and they did not slow down  a single MPH from the flow of traffic. I guess they were pissed that i have such sweet legs.  

the road from riverside to redlands is wrought with chotches.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

base mileage

normally, its pretty boring.  no plan.  no pace.  no fun.

not yesterday.  Me and a big posse from the iefixed.net board, rolled down to tom'f farm like gangbusters.  Josh did some sprints.  Pretty sure i could have won, but:

a) it would have been like beating up a blind kid

b) all my track setups have tubulars, which would be a total bummer to lug out there and

c)Im not racing.  When i race its against other people who race not a bunch of urban cowboys in rolled up jeans.

high point of the day was josh missing first place by about 3cm.  Low point of the day was ralphIE and aaron going down on the train tracks in corona.  I wish none of it had happened.  However, it is hard to feel too sorry forsomebody who runs no breaks, and no helmets.  Kinda know what you signed up for.  Anyways, it looks like everybody is a tad banged up, but otherwise, OK.

lots of fun, cant wait to do it again.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

back to carbon, and training with power

After puting it off for  month or so, i have finally made a decision on the 2009 steve-bike.

Specialized roubaix pro,

full campy record 11,

S0metimes handbuilt wheels with record hub front, powertap rear, open pr0 rims

sometimes mavic kryrum elites

sometimes flashpoints

also, im waiting on the carbon speed-limit brakes, by bontrager.  Light and sweet, and i like Greg Johnson too much to not suppory his trek peddaling endeavors.

as per the above reference, i have gone back to training with power with a powertap that, along with my rollers, is on its way from minnesota.  It's actually been long enough that i dont think i will be dreading it.  Plus its a wireless setup on other-than a chicago metro phonebook weight wheel setup.  

that been said.  Tired of japan's answer to hiroshima?  Ready to ride quality italian components?  Buy my old record 10-speed stuff.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

creeping up on a month...

...since my last post.  Riding a lot.  Going pretty well, but, obviously, i need to ride more.  Will be a lot easier when i get my rollers in.  Matt Freeman was voted off the island a few weeks back.  Good riddance says I.  Who the hell does he think he is?  Shows up.  Organizes a ride.  Gets cold.  He leaves.  Pretty sure that as they say is that for tuesday nights.  The nerve of some people.  

On a serious note, my hair is getting A: long and B: sweet.  As usual i am sticking to a strict diet of metal and hard rock from the 70's and 80's.  So i am currently trying to make the transition to clean-cut, respectable athlete, to long haired, hessian....athlete.  In related news, i think i might also grow a lemmy mustache.

Monday, December 8, 2008

new lease on 'cross

Yesterday i went to the cross race in palmdale. I though nobody would be there, and the field was smaller, but it was not the smallest. I decided i was going to stay with the front group, come hell or high water. I did.

most of the races i have been doing, i sort of take a ticket and stand in line, and end up where i end up.

not this one. I raced my ass off. I picked off 2 riders, and i was literally 2 seconds behind 4th at the finish.

For the first time this season, i didnt settle in, and i raced. For the first time this season, i was really happy with my results. Plus i beat that dude that barely beat me at both the muckenthaller and oceanside. Like, i beat him like he owed me money. I wasn't gonna wait for the end for him to out run me this time.

what can i say? It felt good.

now i wanna race more.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

a fair and accurate comparison...

my night light...



Trevor Walton's night light


trevor, if you're reading this, you will get my eye lesion doctor bills soon.

Monday, December 1, 2008

emmessjee

Notice the ingredients. See where it says "spices". I will bet cash money that MSG is the main "spice" in this wonderful soy log.

I think, on this the 10th anniversary of the vegan thanksgiving that we have been taking part of since the first one at my crappy apartment, i will be abstaining from all further vegan feasting.

pretty much in a general sort of way, vegan food wrecks me. Im not talking about nuts and berries and veggies and stuff. Im talking about fake vegan meat. I cant say for sure it has MSG in it, but i can say for sure that MSG also gives me the same symptoms, which include but are not limited to:

  • itching
  • fever
  • paranoia
  • hallucination
  • logy-ness
Every time i go to a cheap all u can eat place or a vegan feast, i freak the eff out. Then in this case i was dozing off all the next day.

soy is satan.